Recreational Jokes

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    After a two-year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences:
    The sport of choice for male unemployed or incarcerated individuals is BASKETBALL
    The sport of choice for male maintenance level employees is BOWLING
    The sport of choice for male front-line workers is FOOTBALL
    The sport of choice for male supervisors is BASEBALL
    The sport of choice for male middle management is TENNIS
    The sport of choice for male corporate officers is GOLF.
    Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

    The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Directorsaid: "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you letthem in?" The General Director agreed. The group of inmates came in and sat down. The Recreational Directorshouted: "Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up. "Sit down, nuts!"Everyone sat down. "Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around. Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the thirdinning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion! People were runninghelter skelter. He asked what happened and was told that someone hadcalled out: "Peanuts!"

    The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well
    behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of
    the club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Director
    said: "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let
    them in?" The General Director agreed.
    The group of inmates came in and sat down. The Recreational Director
    shouted: "Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up. "Sit down, nuts!"
    Everyone sat down. "Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around.
    Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the third
    inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion! People were running
    helter skelter. He asked what happened and was told that someone had
    called out: "Peanuts!"

    The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Directorsaid: "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you letthem in?" The General Director agreed.The group of inmates came in and sat down. The Recreational Directorshouted: "Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up. "Sit down, nuts!"Everyone sat down. "Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around.Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the thirdinning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion! People were runninghelter skelter. He asked what happened and was told that someone hadcalled out: "Peanuts!"

    It seems that the recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of the club was a little leery of this.
    However the Recreational Director asked "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let them in?" It was agreed. They sat down and "Stand up, nuts" Everyone stood up "Sit down, nuts" Everyone sat down. "Look behind you nuts" Everyone turned around.
    Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the 3rd inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion, people running helter skelter. He asked what happened. A person said, "Someone called out' Peanuts'"

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