Recitation Jokes

"This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith." "Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor." "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree." "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame." "Textbook is confusing... Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it." "Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That's the way I felt all term." "In class I learn I can fudge answers and get away with it." "Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot." "The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him." "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room." "In class the syllabus is more important than you are." "I am convinced that you can learn by osmosis by just sitting in his class." "Help! I've more...

He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.Textbook is confusing. .. someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it.This class was a religious experience for me. .. I had to take it all on faith.The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material.Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing - it's a great stress reliever.Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose - spraying in all directions - no way to stop it.I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets.

"This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith."

"Text makes a satisfying `thud` when dropped on the floor."

"The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."

"His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."

"Textbook is confusing... Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it."

"Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That`s the way I felt all term."

"In class I learn I can fudge answers and get away with it."

"Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot."

"The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."

"Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

"In class the syllabus is more important than you more...

These are actual student evaulation comments taken from an MIT course evaluation guide in the fall semester of 1991.
"This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith."
"Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."
"The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."
"His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."
"Textbook is confusing... Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it."
"Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That's the way I felt all term."
"In class I learn I can fudge answers and get away with it."
"Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot."
"The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."
"Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."
"In more...