Recall Jokes / Recent Jokes

Segway Inc. is recalling all 23,500 of the self-balancing scooters it has shipped to date because of a recently discovered software glitch and not because of it's widley known, original glitch....

Turning regular human beings into giant douche bags.

In related news, Chrysler has also issued a nationwide recall over a leaky trunk. A Chrysler official will contact the owner tomorrow.