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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!

I was hard at work the other day and I was thinking to myself....

If I had a girlfriend, would I still be "hard" at work?

Question: What do you call a hooker with white eyes?
Answer: FULL!!!

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Question: What is red, full of seeds and looks like half of a tomato?

Answer: Other half of the tomato.

What do you call a skeleton lying in a bed?
Lazy bones!