Pyjamas Jokes

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Pyjamas who?
    Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Pyjamas who?
    Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!

    A man phones home and tells his wife, "I have a chance to go fishing for a week.
    It is the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So, if you could,
    please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk
    pyjamas. I will be home in an hour to pick them up."
    He goes home in a hurry, grabs everything and rushes off.
    A week later he returns. His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"
    He responds, "Oh yes, great! The fishing was fantastic! You would not believe
    the size of one that I caught. The only thing is that you forgot to pack my blue
    silk pyjamas."
    His wife smiles and says, "Oh no, I did not. I put them in your tackle box!"

    An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.

    The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

    "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas."

    But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your more...

    A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you packup my things so that they will be ready when I get home?" "Sure, honey," hiswife answers."Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pyjamas?" "Sure, honey," his wife answers again. The man comes home, picks up his things andtakes off for the week. He returns a week later, smiling. His wife greetshim at thefront door. "So honey, how was your fishing trip?""It was great..." the husband answers. "But you forgot to pack my bluesilk pyjamas." "No I didn't," said his wife. "They were in your tacklebox."

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