Pygmy Jokes

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    This year The Frumious Bandersnatch highlights some of the more arcane or utterly worthless things you can give as a Christmas gift:
    PHOTO PANTIES:
    Have your picture silk screened onto your girlfriend's panties for only $19. 95. You can imagine all the creative purposes this can be put to.
    YOU DON'T KNOW JACK II:
    The new edition of this game is designed for know-it-alls and includes questions about subjects such as the difference between Visigoths and Ostergoths that are sure to stump them.
    FREE BAJA ARIZONA BUMPER STICKERS:
    We still have a supply of our non-waterproof bumper stickers that melt away at the first drop of rain. Good for use only in extremely arid regions.
    WAX BULLETS:
    Perfect for shooting insects inside your house, our wax bullets come in 22 and 38 caliber sizes.
    LIVE TUMBLEWEEDS:
    Decorate your house in Southwestern style with our live tumbleweeds. Only $44. 00.
    MARS LANDERS:
    NASA is offering its surplus Mars more...

    A vampire joke
    What’s a vampire’s favourite animal?
    A giraffe!

    A cannibal joke
    What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
    Meals on wheels!

    A vampire joke
    Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
    They need someone to play the bit parts!

    A cannibal joke
    What do cannibal say when they say grace?
    ”We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!

    ” A vampire joke
    What happened at the vampires reunion?
    All the blood relations went!

    A cannibal joke
    What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
    ”Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

    ” A vampire joke
    What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?
    Fangs for the memories!

    This year The Frumious Bandersnatch highlights some of the more arcane or utterly worthless things you can give as a Christmas gift:
    PHOTO PANTIES:
    Have your picture silk screened onto your girlfriend's panties for only $19.95. You can imagine all the creative purposes this can be put to.
    YOU DON'T KNOW JACK II:
    The new edition of this game is designed for know-it-alls and includes questions about subjects such as the difference between Visigoths and Ostergoths that are sure to stump them.
    FREE BAJA ARIZONA BUMPER STICKERS:
    We still have a supply of our non-waterproof bumper stickers that melt away at the first drop of rain. Good for use only in extremely arid regions.
    WAX BULLETS:
    Perfect for shooting insects inside your house, our wax bullets come in 22 and 38 caliber sizes.
    LIVE TUMBLEWEEDS:
    Decorate your house in Southwestern style with our live tumbleweeds. Only $44.00.
    MARS LANDERS:
    NASA is offering its surplus Mars Landers for more...

    BANDERSNATCH CHRISTMAS SHOPPING LIST

    This year The Frumious Bandersnatch highlights some of the more
    arcane or utterly worthless things you can give as a Christmas
    gift.

    PHOTO PANTIES
    Have your picture silk screened onto your girlfriend's panties
    for only $19. 95. You can imagine all the creative purposes this
    can be put to.

    YOU DON'T KNOW JACK II
    The new edition of this game is designed for know-it-alls and
    includes questions about subjects such as the difference between
    Visigoths and Ostergoths that are sure to stump them.

    FREE BAJA ARIZONA BUMPER STICKERS
    We still have a supply of our non-waterproof bumper stickers that
    melt away at the first drop of rain. Good for use only in
    extremely arid regions.

    WAX BULLETS
    Perfect for shooting insects inside your house, our wax bullets
    come in 22 and 38 caliber sizes.

    LIVE TUMBLEWEEDS
    Decorate your house in more...

    What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

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