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While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Banta: R U Ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did U Break Anything?
Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

How Does A Scooter Run?

In An Interview,

Interviewer: How Does An Scooter Run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…

Interviewer Shouts: Stop It.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr Dhup Dhup Dhup…

Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more

Once Santa And Banta Were Sitting In A Clinic For A Medical Test.
Banta Was Weeping Noisely. When Santa Asked What Happened, He Replied That He Had Come There For Blood Test And Doctors Will Cut His Finger. Hearing This, Santa Started Weeping Even More Noisely. Amazed, Banta Asked What Happened.
Santa Replied: I M Here For A Urine Test.

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S. B. A/C. After Seeing he went to Delhi. Guess why?
The FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

Once Santa Singh Entered A Cybercafe To Check His Mails. It Was Crowded So He Had To Wait. As He Waited He Saw A Man Checking His Mails. He Stood Behind Him And Watched. The Man Typed His Password And Was Waiting When Santa Singh Cried Out'Yes Yes I Know Your Password. I Can Read Your Mails Now.
"Surprised The Man Asked "Oh Yeah, Tell Me What Is It".
Santa Singh Replied " Five Stars."