Punjabi Jokes / Recent Jokes
Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident. Banta was visiting him in the hospital. Banta: "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left hand, since you are right handed." Santa: "It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!
One Day Santa And Banta Went For A Walk. Santa Asked Banta Why Couldn't We See The Sun At Night. Banta Replied Because Of The Darkness.
A Sardar went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: Ji, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." Sardar interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "That's true ji. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."
Banta Singh Appeared At The Box Office Of A Cinema And Bought Two Tickets. A Few Minutes Later He Returned And Bought Two More. When, After A Short Interval, He Appeared A Third Time And Offered To Pay For Two More, The Ticket-Seller Opened The Little Door In The Glass And Spoke Up.'Aren't You The Same Gentleman Who Just Bought Two Tickets And Two Others Just A While Ago?' She Asked, Puzzled.' Yes,'Replied Banta Singh Plaintively,'But There's Some Fool At The Gate Who Keeps Tearing Them Up!'
Sardar Ordered A Pizza And The Clerk Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces.
"Six, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces."
Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.
Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he.