Psychology Jokes / Recent Jokes
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up.
The teacher said,
"Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
A bright young psychology major was to help the professor in conducting a personality test. The room was set up with various props in order to move through the assessment quickly.
The first person to enter the room started through the test. "How does this glass of water look to you?" the psychology major asks.
Person 1: "It is half empty."
The student checks' pessimist' on his chart.
Person 2 enters the room.
"How does this glass of water look to you?"
Person 2: "It is half full."
The student checks' optimist' on his chart.
Person 3 enters the room.
"How does this glass of water look to you?"
Person 3: "Looks like you have entirely too much glass there."
The researcher looks totally confused and must go consult with his professor.
"Oh them!" the professor says. "I forgot to warn more...
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course at university."Oh, great", I said, "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family". "No, no", he replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology until next semester".
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Dave stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Dave?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"