Prophet Jokes

My young child is attitudinally challenged. He's my spawn the same way as Damien was conceived in The Omen, Phoebe had a Charmed fetus, or Rosemary had a baby.
He starting to talk but has trouble speaking clearly. Sometimes after a prayer in Hebrew, when he's supposed to respond, "Amen," I could swear I hear him say "Allah" instead. At this rate his first recognizable drawing will be of the prophet Mohammed.
This is NOT the prophet Mohammed.