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    Twas the night before Y2K, and all through the nation
    We awaited The Bug, The millennium sensation.

    The chips were replaced in computers with care,
    In hopes that ol' Bugsy wouldn't stop there.

    While some folks could think they were snug in their beds
    Others had visions of dread in their heads.

    And Ma with her PC, and I with my Mac
    Had just logged on the Net and kicked back with a snack.

    When over the server, there arose such a clatter
    I called Mister Gates to see what was the matter.

    But he was away, so I flew like a flash
    Off to my bank to withdraw all my cash.

    When what with my wandering eyes should I see?
    My good old Mac looked sick to me.

    The hack of all hackers was looking so smug,
    I knew that it must be The Y2K Bug!

    His image downloaded in no time at all,
    He whistled and shouted, "Let all systems fall!"

    Go Intel! Go Gateway! more...

    The night before Y2K
    'Twas the night before Y2K,
    And all through the nation
    We awaited The Bug,
    The Millennium sensation.
    The chips were replaced
    In computers with care,
    In hopes that ol' Buggy
    Wouldn't stop there.
    While some folks could think
    They were snug in their beds
    Others had visions
    Of dread in their heads.
    And Ma with her PC,
    And I with my Mac
    Had just logged on the Net
    And kicked back with a snack.
    When over the server,
    There arose such a clatter
    I called Mister Gates
    To see what was the matter.
    But he was away,
    So I flew like a flash
    Off to my bank
    To withdraw all my cash.
    When what with my wandering eyes
    Should I see?
    My good old Mac
    Looked sick to me.
    The hack of all hackers
    Was looking so smug,
    I knew that it must be
    The Y2K Bug!
    His image downloaded
    In no time at all,
    He whistled and shouted,
    Let all systems fall!
    Go Intel! more...

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