Poland Jokes

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    Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?
    The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.

    A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"To that the man asks, "Anything??"And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"With that, the man says, "Follow me."He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door."She does.He then says, "Get on your knees."She does.He then says, "Take down my zipper."She does.He then says, "Go ahead, take it out."With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello...Mom?"

    A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300.
    She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"
    To that the man asks, "Anything??"
    And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"
    With that, the man says, "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does.
    He then says, "Get on your knees."
    She does.
    He then says, "Take down my zipper."
    She does.
    He then says, "Go ahead, take it out."
    With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.
    The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"
    She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello...Mom?"

    A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish
    jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway, I ducked into the restroom to
    sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, this big guy came in
    and said to me, "Hey pal, I'm Polish and I don't like you telling all those
    Polish jokes!"
    So I said, "Well, they're not against you, pal, just against
    anyone in Poland." "My mother is in Poland!" He screams, and pulls out
    a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had
    found a place to plug it in!

    The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants:
    Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland
    Boiled Frogfish - Europe
    Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan
    Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo
    Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
    Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
    French Creeps - L. A.
    French fried ships - Cairo
    Fried fishermen - Japan
    Fried friendship - Nepal
    Garlic Coffee - Europe
    Goose Barnacles - Spain
    Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
    Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
    Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
    Prawn cock and tail - Cairo
    Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
    Roasted duck let loose - Poland
    Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe
    Strawberry crap - more...

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