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Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hmmm... well there's an interesting question isn't it?

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the lightbulb exists.

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Define "lightbulb".

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to think deeply and come up with a real gem, such as "Well there you are, standing on a chair, changing a lightbulb. Here we see the difference between a cat and a dog. If you have a cat, it looks up at you, thinks' What are you doing? ', and walks off. But if you have a dog, it's looking up at you and thinking' Well, I dunno what you're doing, but I love you anyway.'

Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The bulb isn't more...

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Define "lightbulb".

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the lightbulb exists.

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to think deeply and come up with a real gem, such as "Well there you are, standing on a chair, changing a lightbulb. Here we see the difference between a cat and a dog. If you have a cat, it looks up at you, thinks 'What are you doing ?', and walks off. But if you have a dog, it's looking up at you and thinking 'Well, I dunno what you're doing, but I love you anyway.'

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to change it and the other two to argue whether the lightbulb really exists.