Philly Jokes

A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What do the Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70, 000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

Q. How do you keep an Eagles player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Philly in case of a tornado?
A. Veterans Stadium- they rarely get a touchdown there.

Q. Why doesn’t Harrisburg have one of those exciting NFL teams?
A. Because Philly would want one.

Q. Why was Andy Reid upset when the Eagles playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q. What’s the difference between the Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles

Q. What do the Eagles and possums have in common?
A. They both play dead.

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Pat O`Leary left Cork for Philadelphia where he found a job on a building site. When payday rolled around Pat went out on the town, got drunk as a goat and spent the night with a prostitute. The following day (Saturday) Pat decided to go to confession and tell all. When the irish priest heard his confession he told Pat to say twenty Our irish fathers, twenty Hail Marys, and twenty decades of the Rosary and to put $20 in the poor box. Two weeks later Pat`s mate, Rory O`Brien, told Pat he was leaving for San Francisco because there was tons of work there and the money to be made was more than twice what could be made in Philly. After a little coaxing Pat decides to go with Rory. At the end of his first week on his new job Pat`s wages were more than double anything he`d made before. Off he goes for a night on the town. Gets drunk as a lord and spends the night with a prostitute. Come morning remorse sets in and Pat goes to Mission Dolores for confession. After hearing Pat`s confession more...