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    Biology Christmas
    THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE
    (or A Visit From Citrate)

    Twas the night before defence, when all through te lab
    Not a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb;
    The columns were hung in the cold room with care,
    In hopes that my protein, I soon could prepare;

    The post-docs were nestled all smug in their beds,
    While extracts of barley muddled their heads;
    With the tech in the suburbs and PI the same,
    I had just settled down to another video game.

    When out of the fridge there arose such a clatter
    I sprang from the terminal to see what was the matter.
    Away to the cold box, I flew like a flash
    But the stench was o'erpowering and I threw up beef hash.

    The mould on the dampest of walls were cold
    Had the softness of kittens only seven weeks old;
    When what to my view, a thing I despise
    But a half eaten sandwich and four tiny mice;

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