Patties Jokes

Heard from another good friend:
Two gentlemen are driving down the interstate and decide to stop at a
Truck Stop for dinner. They sit at the counter and when the waitress
arrives, both gentlemen order hamburgers.
The waitress promptly goes to the freezer, pulls out two patties, and
places one each under each arm. When asked what the hell is going on,
she calmly explains that they have no way to defrost the patties since
the microwave is broken.
Send one man to the other, "Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't order a hotdog."

Two guys are driving down the interstate and decide to stop at a truck stop for dinner. They sit at the counter and when the waitress arrives, both fellas order hamburgers.

The waitress promptly goes to the freezer, pulls out two patties, and places one each under each arm. When one of the appalled patrons asked just what the hell is going on, she calmly explains that the microwave is broken and they have no other way to defrost the patties.

Said one man to the other, "Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't order a hot-dog."

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

Which is the meat patties least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

This is the story of a different kind. No melting CPU's, no screaming
disc drives, just the kind of psychological torture that scars a man
for life.
I had a 9:00 meeting with my sales rep. I needed to buy an entire new
series 70, the works. He said it'd take about an hour. Three hours
later, we'd barely got the datacomm hardware down on paper, so he
invited me downstairs for lunch.
This was my first experience in an HP cafeteria. Above the service
counter was a menu which began...
MMU's (Main Menu Units)
0001A Burger. Includes sesame-seed bun.
Must order condiments 00110A separately
001Deletes seeds.
002 Expands burger to two patties.
00020A Double cheeseburger, preconfigured. Includes cheese,
bun and condiments.
001 Add-on bacon.
002 Delete second patty.
003 Replaces second patty with extra cheese.
00021A Burger Upgrade to Double Cheeseburger
001 From Single Burger.
002 From Double Burger.
003 more...