Cheeseburger Jokes

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

your momma is like a double cheeseburger fat tasty and only worth a buck.

The president goes into a library. "I would like a cheeseburger and fries," he says in a loud, clear voice."
"But sir," says the assistant, "this is a library."
"Gee, I'm sorry," says Bush, and whispers very quietly, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries."

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".

The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".