Owl Jokes

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    Q: Why did the owl, owl?
    A: Because the woodpecker would peck `er!

    Q: What is a polygon?
    A: A dead parrot!

    Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
    A: The parrots of Penzance!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
    A: A fire Quaker!

    Q: What is a parrot`s favorite game?
    A: Hide and Speak!

    Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
    A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

    Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
    A: `The pheasants are revolting`!

    Q: What is the definition of Robin?
    A: A bird who steals!

    Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
    A: When they`re going cheap! Q: What do parrots eat?
    A: Polyfilla!

    Q: What do you give a sick bird?
    A: Tweetment!

    Q: What bird tastes just like butter?
    A: A stork!

    Q: What`s another name for a clever duck?
    A: A wise more...

    If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love? The Swallow.

    Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck' er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera? A: The parrots of Penzance! Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker! Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak! Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated! Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor? A:' The pheasants are revolting'! Q: What is the definition of Robin? A: A bird who steals! Q: When is the best time to buy budgies? A: When they're going cheap!

    What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

    What does a blonde owl say? What, what?

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