Osama Jokes / Recent Jokes
My grandpa cannot hear so well so he asked while listening to a radio, "Son which one of the AMA was killed recently? OSA OR OBA?
I replied “It looks like OBA killed OSA in a raid"
Q: What do Afghanistan and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best job in Afghanistan?
A: Foreign Ambassador.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb in Afghanistan?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting.
Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Did you hear that Osama Bin Laden won the toss?
A: He elected to receive.
Q: Why do all Afghani soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map.
Overheard deep within the mountains of Afghanistan:
Where is Osama Ben Laden? He's in the Wit-less Protection Program
We just read that the Taliban law considers kite-flying useless and an obstacle to education. Leave it to a terrorist country to believe you only fly something to kill.
There once was a creep called Ben Laden
He once ruled the squeamish Taliban-en
Until he messed with the States
Now his downfall is fate
And he'll soon be known as the dearly departed.
Osama Ben Laden declares a holy war?
>From which hole?
T is for the times you tried to hurt us
E is for the Evil that implores you
R is for Revenge which you deserve
R is for Reasons America will surive
O is for "our flag was still there"
R is for recovery that we'll restore.
I is for the Ignorance that fuels you.
S is for your leader who is Satan
T is for our towers... they'll be back.
Osama bin Laden is reportedly so obsessed with Whitney Houston that he's talked about having Bobby Brown killed. "Not only would that free up Whitney," said bin Laden, "but it would be a nice way to make up for 9/11."
Osama bin Laden turns 50 Saturday. His friends in the Taliban marked the occasion with a 50-suicide-bomber salute.
* FBI has handed over the investigations to Pakistani Police who have reported to arrest a suspect who claims that he wanted to have coffee on the 65th floor but their planes didn`t land properly.
* First lady is pregnant and FBI claims that Osama is directly or indirectly involved in it.
* BBC reports that Gen. Musharraf has requested Nawaz Sharif to come back and take over. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.....
* While giving an exclusive interview to CNN Film star REEMA has offered that if " Bush - Afghan problem can be solved on " Kuch lo Kuch Do" basis, then she has offered herself.
* Americans have offered Talibans to handover Osama in exchange of Herion of Titanic. But Taliban say that we already have Heroin and please give the Hero of Titanic.
* Latest marketing strategy of United Airline " Fly with us and we will take you straight to your office"
* CNN Report: US Army troops arrived in Khi, will attact Afghanistan after having Tea at more...
Twas the night before Payback...'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land, The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan. Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees, He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas. He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter, But all that he's done is just make us madder. We haven't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut, And we'll kick your ass, with one heavy boot. And yes we remember the USS Cole, And the lives of our sailors that you bastards stole. You think you can rule us and cause us to fear, You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear. And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam, And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bombs. You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide, They'll go down in history as the place where you died. Remember Khadhafi and his line of death? He came very close, to his final breath. So come out and prove it, that you are a man, Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan. They are more...