Obie Jokes

Joe and Obie went hunting every year on opening day of duck season. This year, they decided to borrow a neighbor's retriever, a dog named Buck, so they wouldn't have to wade out after any birds that fell into the lake when they shot them.

They had good luck that day and bagged several plump ducks. Whenever a duck fell into the water, either Joe or Obie would send Buck out after it. And each time the dog went after a downed duck, he would pause momentarily at the water's edge. Then Buck would trot calmly across the surface of the lake to retrieve the bird.

This unusual performance always caused Joe and Obie to glance wide-eyed at each other and shake their heads in wonder.

At the end of the day, Joe and Obie drove back by way of the neighbor's home to return Buck and thank the retriever's owner for the loan.

"Did the dog do a good job?" asked its owner.

"Yes," said Joe, "he brought in all the ducks that more...

Joe and Obie, on a trip to see the ocean, decided to try some of that seafood they had heard so much about back home. At the Captain's Retreat Restaurant, Joe ordered baked flounder and steamed lobster legs and Obie asked for a huge plate of oysters. "What's this OH NATCHREL mean?" he asked the waiter.

"That means we cook the oysters and bring them to you just as they came from the sea," the waiter responded.

Thirty minutes later, Obie began experiencing horrendous stomach cramps so Joe called a taxi and rushed him to the emergency room of a large hospital.

When the examining doctor learned Obie had eaten a plate of oysters less than an hour before, he asked, "Were those oysters fresh?"

"I don't know doc," Obie groaned. "Until today I have never seen an oyster, let alone eat one."

"Well, what color were they when you shelled them?" the doctor asked.

Joe and more...