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The Yankees are reportedly watching their wallet. We'd be doing the same thing if we played in the Bronx.

Jon Niese and Luis Castillo are the latest New York Mets to leave games with injuries. New York Met Fans, however, just leave games with anger.

The New York Knicks have officially decided not to sign free agent guard Allen Iverson. Which is probably what it feels like to be rejected from community college.

A nationally syndicated radio host is urging black Americans to refrain from spending money Friday, and his efforts are garnering support from some of the civil rights movement's heaviest hitters.

Good!, finally "whitey" can get some decent crack.

This is the second time this month the federal government has rescued a troubled private company. Today the government will announce it is bailing out the New York Mets by adding a couple arms to the beleaguered bullpen.

Despite the struggles in the banking industry, the Mets will still keep Citi Field as the name of their new ballpark. Mainly because they're hoping they can get a bailout for their bullpen.

Director John Hughes, responsible for such memorable 80's films as Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and The Breakfast Club recently died of a heart attack in Manhattan.... Per his families' wishes, he will be buried in a plot alongside Molly Ringwald's panties..