Spitzer Jokes

So NY Governor and family man Eliot Spitzer is facing an indictment for his patronage of a prostitute. Well no wonder he wanted to allow drivers' licenses for illegal immigrants. How else are they going to traffic in the sex slaves?

I think I’ve got this Elliot Spitzer thing all figured out. During this past year Governor Spitzer tried to pass a law allowing illegal immigrants to have a driver’s license.

Makes sense to me. How else were these hookers getting to the Governor’s mansion?

On Monday Governor Spitzer will turn in his key to the Governor’s Mansion.

But, don’t worry; he’ll keep the key to the mini bar.

This high end New York City prostitute allegedly charged Governor Spitzer five thousand dollars an hour.

And that's not the worst of it. Spitzer says he'd typically be at least 15 hundred in the hole before the Viagra even kicked in.

Eliot Spitzer has quickly become the butt of many late-night jokes. He was the focus of The Late Show with David Letterman's Top Ten list, about messages Spitzer has on his answer machine now.