Wall Street Jokes

....the financial crisis has reached nearly every part of society....i was at a strip club and i saw a guy tucking food stamps into a dancer's G-string.....

Police have evacuated The Wall Street Journal's mailroom after several envelopes were found to contain a suspicious white powder. Afterwards, several comedy writers were arrested for telling the same tired "cocaine reference" joke.

As part of President Obama's new banking regulation changes, what was once referred to as the bonus season will now be changed to the "Bone-us" season.

Compellis Pharmaceuticals said it will begin human trials next year of a nasal spray designed to fight obesity by blocking the senses of smell and taste.
Wall Street rallied on the news as traders expressed excitement about the possibility of being able to get their cocaine in a handy spray form.