Mynah Jokes

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    What do you call a minor bird accident?
    A feather bender.
    Why did the duck go ring-ring?
    He got a phone bill.
    What did the little bird say to the big bird?
    Peck on someone your own size.
    What do you call a formal dance for ducks?
    A fowl ball.
    What kind of ducks rob banks?
    Safe quackers.
    Why was the duck unhappy?
    His bill was in the mail.
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    Why did the pigeon need to get out?
    He was cooped up at home all week.
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    Which bird does construction work?
    The crane!
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    Which birds work underground?
    Myna (miner) birds.
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    What kind of doctor treats a duck?
    A quack doctor!
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    What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
    Fowl weather, of course!
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    What holiday is strictly observed by all birds?
    Feather's Day!
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    Where can birds play professional baseball?
    In the mynah leagues!
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