Mushroom Jokes / Recent Jokes
From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Found on the seal of a bag of bagels: NEW IMPROVED Made the old fashioned way
Sign in a restaurant: "We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone." Heard on a radio station. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]." Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
there where two mushrooms in a pot.
what did one mushroom say to the other???
theres not MUSHroom in here!!!
(or will I ever forgive myself?)
They say that the louder you groan at a pun, the better it is and the more jealous you are. My hand is cupped to my ear and I'm listening...
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says,' We don't serve mushrooms here.' The mushroom says,' Why?! I'm a fun guy!'
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:' I'm lookin' for the man who shot my more...