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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
"Battery is OK"

Munna Bhai: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.. .

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!