Munna Bhai Jokes / Recent Jokes

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.

ENGLISHMAN: What is this?

CIRCUIT: Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN: What is this?

CIRCUIT: Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks …

ENGLISHMAN: What is that?

CIRCUIT: Air India

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?

MAMU: B. A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.

ENGLISHMAN:
What is this?

CIRCUIT:
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN:
What is this?

CIRCUIT:
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks. ..

ENGLISHMAN:
What is that?

CIRCUIT:
Air India

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B. A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?