Multiplied Jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? The wrong answer.

A sardarji asked his son,' What is nine multiplied by eight?' The boy replied,' It is 74.'
Sardarji patted the boy and took out a piece of chocolate and gave it to him.
On seeing this his neighbour said,' Nine multiplied by eight is equal to 72, and not 74 as the boy said.'
Sardarji replied,' He is improving, yesterday, he was saying it is 88.'

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