Morality Jokes / Recent Jokes
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
If electricty comes from Electrons, then morality must come from Morons.
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95 The Cat in the Hat is a hard-hitting novel of prose and poetryin which the author re-examines the dynamic rhyming schemes andbold imagery of some of his earlier works, most notably GreenEggs and Ham, If I Ran the Zoo, and Why Can't I Shower WithMommy? In this novel, Theodore Geisel, writing under thepseudonym Dr. Seuss, pays homage to the great Dr. Sigmund Freudin a nightmarish fantasy of a renegade feline helping two youngchildren understand their own frustrated sexuality.The story opens with two youngsters, a brother and a sister, abandoned by their mother, staring mournfully through thewindow of their single-family dwelling. In the foreground, alarge tree/phallic symbol dances wildly in the wind, tauntingthe children and encouraging them to succumb to the sexualyearnings they undoubtedly feel for each other. Even to themost unlearned reader, the blatant references to theincestuous relationship the two share more...
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “Ladies, we live in very difficult times for young people. During moments of temptation, ” she said, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame? ”
At that point, a young blonde woman at the back of the room stood up and asked, “”Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour? ”
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.