Montaigne Jokes

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    The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
    We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx
    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
    Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. - Groucho Marx
    Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason
    Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. - W. Somerset Maugham
    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran
    Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. - Phyllis McGinley
    Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they more...

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