Microwave Jokes / Recent Jokes

This blonde lady walks into a store and goes up to an employee who works there. She says, "Ummm...excuse me. Can I buy that microwave over there?"

The man employee answers, "O sorry. We don't serve blondes here."

So...she goes home, and dyes her hair brown. She goes back up to the same employee at the same store and asks the same question. And she got the same answer back.

So....she goes home and shaves off all her hair. Then for the last time, she decides she'll go back to that store and ask again. "Can I buy that microwave over there?"

The employee answers, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here."

"Well, how do you know that I am a blonde?" says the blonde.

"Because that's not a microwave. That's a television."

Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much? They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

What is the difference between a blonde and a microwave?
When you put a piece of meat in the microwave it doesn't scream!

MICROSOFT TV DINNER PRODUCT INSERT
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You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you
agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV
dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner
(which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's
rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your
dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is.
If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the
oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes:
Then enter:
|/yum~yum:-)gohot#cookme>.
If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start.
The oven will set itself and cook the dinner.
Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which
case your oven must be restarted. This is a simple
procedure. Remove the dinner from the oven and enter
. This process
may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and
then doing a cold reboot. If this more...

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your
dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is.
If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes: Then enter: .
If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner.
Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your oven
must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from the
oven and enter . This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and then doing a cold reboot. If this doesn't work, contact your hardware vendor.
Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger than the dinner itself, more...

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