Tray Jokes

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    Mitt the Twit

    Hot 7 years ago

    Massachusetts Governor, Mitt Romney, decried stem-cell research. He said that his administration and the Bush administration are taking steps to stave off an ‘Orwellian’ future. He described a future with laboratories growing tray upon tray of new embryos. He’s obviously confusing Orwell’s vision of the future with Aldous Huxley’s, Brave New World. Wherein children are born from embryos in a factory according to the economic need of the society. An Orwellian future would be a government that twist language to meet their political goals, spies on its people, equates war with faith, and prohibits dissent

    The Wedding Gift

    Hot 4 years ago

    She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.
    So, she took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on.
    The silversmith took a look at the tray, shook his head and said, "Lady, this can only be done so many times!"

    A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:
    She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she, I
    have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just
    take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it.
    Voila, one cheap wedding present.
    So she took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put
    the new one on. The silversmith took a look at the tray, shook his head, and
    said,
    "Lady, you can only do this so many times!"

    A printer is made up of three parts
    1. the tray
    2.the other tray
    3. the blinking light

    INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT:
    You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to
    accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not
    give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an
    infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others
    smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how
    good it is.
    If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven.
    Set the oven using these keystrokes:
    mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat
    Then enter:
    ms//start.cook_dindin/yummy|/yum~yum:-)gohot#cookme.
    If you have a Macintosh microwave oven, insert the dinner and press
    start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner.
    If you have a Unix microwave oven, insert the dinner, enter the
    ingredients of the dinner found on the package label, the weight of
    the dinner, and the desired level of cooking and press start. The
    oven will calculate the more...

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