Mexico Jokes / Recent Jokes

1. The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?" 2. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea". 3. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux". 4. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the manure stick". 5. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since many people can't read. 6. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the more...

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico?
A: Throw a penny on the ground.
Q: How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
A: See who picks it up.

As Hurricane John threatens to batter Mexico's Baja Peninsula, thousands of people are being evacuated. Commented Pat Buchanan, "Oh, is that what we're calling immigration now?"

Five Mexican fishermen set out for a routine fishing trip, nine months later, three returned. The boat was set adrift and floated for nine months. In the meantime, two of the fishermen starved to death because they were the worst fishermen ever. When suggested that they could fish for food, they replied, "I'm not really into to seafood. What else is around here?"

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.

There is a national compaign underway in Mexico to fight obesity. According to the Mexican government, nearly half of Mexico's 110 million people are overweight. Officials are concerned that overweight Mexicans will have difficulty climbing US security fences.