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Q. What kind of cans are there in Mexico?A. Mexicans.

A Blonde was on her way to Mexico, She boarded the plane and sat in First class!.The stuardess came out and said
"
excuse me, you haven't paided for first class your going to have to return back to your normal seat in ecomony"
the blonde replies
"
I'm blonde and beautiful I'm not moving anywhere!"
so the stuardess went and talked to the pilot and co-pilot.So the pilot came out and talked to the blonde but still she was not going to move.Finally the co-pilot came out and said to his friends don't worry I'l get her to move, I have a blonde wife, I can talk blondish.
so the co-pilot went up to the blonde and whispered in her ear, she got up immediately and said "
oh sorry, I didn't know"
The pilot came up to the co-pilot and said"
In all my life I have never seen anything like that, how d'ya get her to move?"
"
oh, I just said that first class wasn't going to Mexico!"

Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says
> > > to the second "You know, we can make a lot of money
> > > running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico." The
> > > second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool
> > > their money and buy everything they'll need-a tower, an
> > > elastic cord, insurance, etc. So, they travel to Mexico
> > > and begin to set up on the square. As they are
> > > constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.
> > > Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them work.
> > >
> > > The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord,
> > > but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that
> > > he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the
> > > second guy isn't able to catch him, he falls again,
> > > bounces and comes back up again. This time he is
> > > bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him.
> > > The more...

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy more...

What do they call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph
Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog.

Sid and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Mundo, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?" I don't know," Mundo replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews." "Are you sure?" Mundo asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews." "Are you really sure?" Mundo asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, more...

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the
second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is
a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything
they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they
are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly,
more and more people gather to watch them at work.
The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when
he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts
and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him,
he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is
bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first
guy falls again and bounces back up.
This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of
broken more...