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    Darwin award is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by
    killing/injuring themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. This year winner was one of the
    few Darwin Award nominees to survive his award-winning accomplishment.
    In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men were drinking beer and discharging firearms from the rear
    deck of a home owned by Irving Michaels, age 27. The men were firing at a raccoon that was wandering
    by, but the beer apparently impaired their aim and, despite of the estimated 35 shots the group
    fired, the animal escaped into a 3 foot diameter drainage pipe some 100 feet away from Mr. Michaels'
    deck.
    Determined to terminate the animal, Mr. Michaels retrieved a can of gasoline and poured some down the
    pipe, intending to smoke the animal out. After several unsuccessful attempts to ignite the fuel,
    Michaels emptied the entire 5 gallon fuel can down the pipe and tried to more...

    In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men were drinking beer and discharging firearms from the rear deck of a home owned by Irving Michaels, age 27. The men were firing at a raccoon that was wandering by, but the beer apparently impaired their aim and, despite of the estimated 35 shots the group fired, the animal escaped into a 3 foot diameter drainage pipe some 100 feet away from Mr. Michaels' deck.

    Determined to terminate the animal, Mr. Michaels retrieved a can of gasoline and poured some down the pipe, intending to smoke the animal out. After several unsuccessful attempts to ignite the fuel, Michaels emptied the entire 5 gallon fuel can down the pipe and tried to ignite it again, to no avail. Not one to admit defeat by wildlife, the determined Mr. Michaels proceeded to slide feet-first approximately 15 feet down the sloping pipe to toss the match.

    The subsequent rapidly expanding fireball propelled Mr. Michaels back the way he had come, though at a much more...

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