Marie Osmond Jokes

A spokeswoman for Marie Osmond has denied her client attempted suicide last week. "Marie was hospitalized for a bad reaction to medication," said the woman. "Her system cannot handle more than 19 sleeping pills at a time."

Marie Osmond fainted onstage during ABC's live broadcast of "Dancing with the Stars" but quickly recovered. Two Snickers' and a Three Musketeers did the trick.