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Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...Dear Thomas, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy-will you let me be yours? Maria
Dear Thomas, I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Maria

Many people are saying that while women's tennis is evolving, former world #1 Maria Sharapova is being left behind. To which men all across the world said, "Wait, Maria Sharapova plays tennis?"

Maria and Sjefke, both 14 years old (and Belgian), were playing together in the attick.
Mother shouts up: 'Maria and Sjefke, what are you doing in the attick?'
'We're making love, mother'
'Then it is ok, but don't let me catch you smoking!'