Managing Jokes

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    A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!
    Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
    "No", replied the trainee
    "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The Sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, youfool?"
    "No.", replied the Managing Director. "Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

    The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."

    Piloo Mody was a weighty man with a mind as nimble as his body. During one of the interludes in an otherwise very serious conference in parliament, he regaled everyone with his plea for a Parsi State. This is how it went:
    'This country should be handed over to the Parsis - on a managing agency basis. We will charge only a five per cent managing agency commission, which is a hell of a lot less than the Government of India spends on administration.'' For this, we will give you a clean, honest, impartial and non-discriminatory government. There are only a hundred thousand of us, and after we satiate ourselves with corruption and nepotism, there will still be enough left over for everyone else.' We are the most non-communal community in the world. We believe that either you are a Parsi or you are not. If you are not, it makes no hoot of a difference who you are.' Go ahead, go breaking up this country into a hundred parts. Finally our turn will come.'' Then we will demand a Parsi more...

    OFFICE MEMO:
    From: Managing Director
    To: Vice President
    "Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday. So let all employees line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it. To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we will not be able to see it very well and in that case the employees should assemble in the canteen."
    From: Vice President
    To: General Manager
    "By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o' clock tomorrow morning. If it is raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on the site. In this case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot see happening everyday."
    From: General manager
    To: Industry Managers
    "By order of the Managing Director, we shall more...

    A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
    On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
    "Get me an fucking cup of coffee, quickly!"
    The voice from the other side responded,
    "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
    "No," replied the trainee.
    "It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
    The trainee shouted back,
    "And do you know who YOU are fucking talking to, you idiot?"
    "No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
    "Thanks for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

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