Mamma Jokes / Recent Jokes

An old hearing impaired gentleman visited his doctor and he had been warned to be careful as he had a heart murmur.
The doctor was therefore most surprised to see the old fellow out on the town, whooping it up. He got his attention and took him aside. "Don't you remember what I told you the other day?" he inquired.
"Oh, I surely do." the old gent replied, "Best dang advice I ever had. I did just as you said. I got me a hot mamma and I'm cheerful"

1) ya mamma said she love me
2)ya mamma is gay big guy ye how bout that

Yo mamma so fat her bellybutton echoes!
Yo mamma so fat she walked pass the t. v. and I missed 2 episodes.

yo mamma is like a hardware store,
she''s only 10 cents a screw

Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

yo mamma so fat, when your dad wants to make love
all he gots to do is slap her thigh and roll with the
wave.
yo mamma so fat she went to work in hightops
and came back in flipflops.
yo mamma so poor i walked in her house and
asked for a cup of milk and she said (.) (.)
regular or premiem

your mamma so fat her belt size is eqauter