Mamma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo mamma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

Yo mamma's so huge got stuck in the Grand canyon

Yo mamma's so small, she can play handball on a curb

Yo mamma so dumb she sold the car for gas money!!!

Yo mama is so fat she tripped over Walmart, tripped over K-mart and landed right on Target!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everybody ran for the border

Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone!

Yo mama so poor when a robber robs her, it's just for practice!

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Yo mamma is so stupid she thought a Quarterback was a refund.

ur mamma is so fat when god said let there be light your mamma moved

Your mamma is so poor, she though the dumster was heaven.

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she lies on a beach people run around shouting "SAVE WILLY!"

Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mama's so fat NASA is considering classifying her Earth's second moon

Yo moma's so stupid one time she asked me what kind of jeans I was wearing and I said "Guess" She said Levis.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she play's king of the hill, she's the hill.

ur mamma is so nasty that she made speed stick slow down

your mamma is so stpid shes stupid

ur mamma so fat that when she fell a new universe was created