Mackenzie Phillips Jokes / Recent Jokes

Allot of people blame Mackenzie Phillips for sleeping with her father. But, anyone who has ever grown up in a dysfunctional family knows that you always get the best toys when you sleep with your dad.

Funny, I always thought Schneider was the wacky pervert.

Mackenzie Phillips has her facts all mixed up. She was actually fencing Phillips screwdrivers, at a Phillips 66 gas station, in exchange for drugs.

When Jessica was asked to comment on Mackenzie Phillip's allegation that her father had sex with her, she replied " I think it's terrible and to show support I am going to boycott Papa John's and Poppycock immediately!"

Mackenzie Phillips talks to Oprah about her book where she admits to an incestuous affair with her singer father, John Phillips.
In book related news… Miley Cyrus has stopped the release of her new book due to a nervous breakdown of her father, Billy Ray Cyrus.