Jessica Jokes

John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away." Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed." So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired." Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, will you shut up!" The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and more...

Jessica Simpson has a new fragrance that she claims is inspired by boyfriend Tony Romo. The fragrance starts out smelling great but fades quickly.

so there were 3 young nuns named jasmine who was 29 nicole who was 28 and jessica who was 22 in a small church painting the inside cause it had not even opened yet and it was so hot so nicole all of a sudden just took her cloethes off and said hey were all women here so then jasmine and jessica took there cloethes off too.then they heard a knock on the door they said who is it? blind man, he answered so they thought oh well thats ok cause you know he cant see so jasmine said just 1 minute and she went to the door and said welcome and hes like yeah ok nice boobs and which window does these blinds go on??

When Jessica was asked to comment on Mackenzie Phillip's allegation that her father had sex with her, she replied " I think it's terrible and to show support I am going to boycott Papa John's and Poppycock immediately!"

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away." Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed." So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired." Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and more...