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India has demanded that MTV apologize for airing "indecent" music videos. MTV retaliated by demanding that India apologize for the sitar.

NEW YORK - The MTV Networks are starting a new channel aimed at young Latinos called MTV Tr3s. Tr3s, pronounced as the Spanish word for three, begins operation on Monday and follows MTV, MTV2. Latino versions of MTV hit shows such "My Super Sixteen" and "Pimp My Ride" will be slightly altered.
For example,"Quiero Mis Quinces" will differ in that it will be a combination Fifteen Year Birthday party/Baby shower.

Sanctions include a ban on exports like computer technology, oil equipment, and episodes of "Jersey Shore."

Jersey Shore" dimwitted diva Snookie, again embarassing her teachers in Marlboro, NY by declaring New Jersey fighting for the "South" during the Civil War. Seems she was thrown off by the word "Civil".