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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect fortheir fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing timestanding up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Rippington walks over to the Smith house and knocks on the door.The wife answers and asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him."

Two guys are in a bar and the guy says to his friend, "I wanna lose 10 pounds."

His friend says, "Okay give me one hundred dollars."

The guy gives him the money and leaves the bar.

A day later a hot chick is in the guy''s front yard. She says, "If you can catch me, I will have sex with you."

The guy chases her around for an hour and loses 10 pounds.

The next day a guy tells the first guy''s friend, "I wanna lose 20 pounds."

The friend says, "Okay give me two hundred dollars."

The second guy gives the friend the money and leaves.

The next day a hot chick is in the second guy''s yard.

She says, "If you can catch me you can have sex with me."

The second guy chases her around for two hours and loses 20 pounds.

The next day a fast olympic athlete tells the guys'' friend he wants to lose 30 pounds.

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Tarzan swings through the air
Tarzan loses his underwear
Tarzan says "Me no care,
Jane make me another pair."
Boy swings through the air
Boy loses his underwear
Boy says "Me no care,
Jane make me another pair."
Cheetah swings through the air
Cheetah loses his underwear
Cheetah says "Me no care,
Jane make me another pair."
Jane swings through the air
Jane loses her underwear
Jane says "Me no care,
Tarzan like me better bare!"