Lazy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy. Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant. It read - "We may be slow and lazy, but we build a damn good bomb!"

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
So he could loaf around!

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog

Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy.
Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant.
It read - “We may be slow and lazy, but we build a damn good bomb! ”

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change." I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up." Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man." Too much trouble," came the reply.

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?-Fog