Laziness Jokes / Recent Jokes
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time!
Laziness A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."
Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Laziness!
Laziness who?
Laziness bed all day, when he should be at school!
A Class Was Asked To Write An Essay On Laziness.
At The End Of Three Pages, A Child Wrote, "This Is Laziness".