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Laziness A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."
Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.

The site foreman had a crew of twelve very lazy men working for him. One day, he decided to try to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"Ok men, I've got a very easy job today for the laziest one amongst you," he announced. "So, will the laziest man please put up his hand."
With that, eleven hands went up.
Looking at the twelfth man, he asked, "Why didn't you put up your hand?"
"Ahhhh, too much trouble!" he replied.

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change." I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up." Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man." Too much trouble," came the reply.

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."
Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."Nine hands went up."Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man."Too much trouble," came the reply.