Lance Bass Jokes / Recent Jokes

In an inteview last month, actor Tom Cruise spoke out agaisnt accusations of him being gay......

"If I'm gay, then so is Lance Bass...Ha, I just said bye, bye, bye to that rumor".

Lance Bass, when he came out, reassured us that he's a "straight-acting gay... normal guys, who like watching football and drinking beer."
And don't forget sucking cock, Lance. You can drink a keg of Old Milwaukee on the field in the middle of the Super Bowl, but once you're sucking cock, you're about as "straight-acting" as George Michael at a porn star pool party.

July 31-August 6, 2006
"Can't we talk about something else? Hey, that Lance Bass guy's a homo you know."


-Accused doper Floyd Landis at a recent press conference.

Lance Bass announced he is gay and is in a very stable relationship with a reality TV star.
In other news, President Bush announced what he described as the "most ambitious initiative" of his presidency: finding someone in the world who was surprised to find out Lance Bass is gay.