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Osama Bin Laden has been arrested in Wales for sheep shagging After beening questioned by police he said they where islambs and he could do what he wanted
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!"In Memory of The Twin Towers"Warning song to Osama bin Laden(the tune of Rawhide)The devil came from nowhereHe attacked us from the sky. He bloodied up our nationdidn't give a reason why. Now he's placed a spear in our eyesaid its done it Allahs nameSo God's coming lookin for himAnd he's got himself to blame. No more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to goFor the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow. You defiled the love of all mankind without a single thoughtAnd the world is coming for you now with everything its got. Just go hidin in your hillsYou'll be buried in your caves. You'll get what you've got comin nowFor being Satans slaves. You've woke the sleeping giantFrom his legendary sleepNow with open roar like lionsThere's one promise he will keepNo more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to goFor the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow. You've defiled the love of all mankind more...
Q: What is the difference between Bin Laden and a pair of tights?
A: Nothing! They both irritate the Bush.
Written by a Viet Nam Vet
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
"In Memory of The Twin Towers"
Warning song to Osama bin Laden
(the tune of Rawhide)
The devil came from nowhere
He attacked us from the sky.
He bloodied up our nation
didn't give a reason why.
Now he's placed a spear in our eye
said its done it Allahs name
So God's coming lookin for him
And he's got himself to blame.
No more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to go
For the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow.
You defiled the love of all mankind without a single thought
And the world is coming for you now with everything its got.
Just go hidin in your hills
You'll be buried in your caves.
You'll get what you've got comin now
For being Satans slaves.
You've woke the sleeping giant
From his legendary sleep
Now with open roar like lions
There's one promise he will keep
No more runnin, no more hiding, there's no more...
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!" George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?" Osama answers, "I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful." George Bush says, "Wow is that what you see? Well I'll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan... I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street." Osama asks, "And what do they say?" George answers, "Hell, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew!"
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!"In Memory of The Twin Towers"Warning song to Osama bin Laden(the tune of Rawhide)The devil came from nowhereHe attacked us from the sky.He bloodied up our nationdidn't give a reason why.Now he's placed a spear in our eyesaid its done it Allahs nameSo God's coming lookin for himAnd he's got himself to blame.No more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to goFor the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow.You defiled the love of all mankind without a single thoughtAnd the world is coming for you now with everything its got.Just go hidin in your hillsYou'll be buried in your caves.You'll get what you've got comin nowFor being Satans slaves.You've woke the sleeping giantFrom his legendary sleepNow with open roar like lionsThere's one promise he will keepNo more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to goFor the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow.You've defiled the love of all mankind without a more...