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Once there was a farmer who sired...
Hot 2 years agoOnce there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The young man said:
"My name is Freddie
I've come to pick up Betty.
We're going out for spaghetti.
I hope she's ready."
The farmer thought the lad's introduction intelligent and witty, so he let
his daughter go out with the fellow.
A few minutes later, another knock was heard. Upon answering, the farmer
encountered a second youth who said:
"My name's Vance.
I've come for Nance.
We're going to a dance.
Is she ready by chance?"
Again the farmer though the introduction and the young lad to be
acceptible, so he allowed his second daughter to go out.
Within a short time, a third knock was heard and yet another young man
was standing on more...
Knock knock... Luke
Hot 2 years agoKnock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!
Knock Knock
Hot 2 years agoKnock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!
Knock Knock
Hot 2 years agoKnock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
Knock Knock - Voodoo
Hot 2 years agoKnock Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Opportunity may knock once
Hot 2 years agoOpportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.